
Red · Tejo · Portugal
The Sardine Submarine Tinto
Scored from 280 calibrated Vivino reviewers, each re-centered on their own rating baseline before the bottle is ranked. Cohort: Red · Portugal (351 wines).
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What reviewers say
“This wine says sardines, but it absolutely does not respect boundaries — steak was invited and it thrived. Juicy, bright, and refreshingly unpretentious, with enough acidity to slice through grilled fish, red meat, and most wine snobbery.”
From a top-rated Vivino review for this bottle.
Summary
The Sardine Submarine Tinto is a red from Tejo, Portugal. It is made from Undefined.
280 Vivino reviewers rate with enough spread for a personal baseline to be measured, and those are the ones the calibrated score reads; a separate, broader pool of 291 reviewers with at least two ratings each feeds the raw-average track. Its in-cohort standing is measured against 350 other reds from Portugal, not against the corpus as a whole.
How the score was built
We compare the reviewers of this bottle against every other wine those same people reviewed. Each review is scored relative to the reviewer's own baseline — four stars from someone who hands out fives means something very different from four stars from someone who rarely goes above three. Every reviewer then counts the same, so the result is a calibrated consensus rather than a star average.
- Global percentile
- Where The Sardine Submarine Tinto lands against every wine we rank.
- In-cohort percentile
- The same comparison narrowed to its cohort — wines of the same type from the same country. A Chilean red is judged against Chilean reds, not against Champagne. Ranked against Red · Portugal (351 wines).
- AI-adjusted percentile
- The same reviewer-normalized score, corrected for how much confidence the sample supports: thin samples are pulled toward the corpus average. Each wine keeps the share n / (n + 53) of its measured distance from the average, where n is its calibrated-reviewer count, and the result is ranked on the same scale as the global percentile.53 is the median sample size across everything we rank. Here n is 280.







