Les Producteurs Réunis Les Bourgarels Chardonnay

What reviewers say

“An accoutrement to telling Brazilians you speak Spanish when they speak Portuguese. Now tie your shoe laces to a medium rare radio frequency because this wine will give you a smooth water slide of substance hitting your oesophagus. Now batten down the hatches and mispronounce Worcestershire sauce because this wine has enough legs to open a successful laser hair removal clinic. Perfect accompaniment to making various hand movements when you can't remember that thing on your mind”

From a top-rated Vivino review for this bottle.