Film · 2025 · Films · 2020s
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Scored from 237 calibrated IMDb reviewers, each re-centered on their own rating baseline before the title is ranked. Cohort: Films · 2020s (7,930 peers).
Summary
A mother's life unravels as she juggles caring for her seriously ill young daughter, a largely absent husband, a demanding therapy patient, and a gaping hole in her apartment ceiling that forces her into a shabby motel. As pressures mount, she drifts through increasingly surreal encounters while struggling to hold herself and her family together.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is a film IMDb files under the drama and thriller genres.
The calibrated figure is built from 237 reviewers whose rating history varies enough to place their own average. A broader pool of 241 reviewers with two or more reviews feeds the raw-average track instead. 7,929 other films from the 2020s form the cohort it is ranked inside.
How the score was built
We compare the reviewers of this title against every other title those same people reviewed. Each review is scored relative to the reviewer's own baseline — a 7/10 from a hard grader sits well above their average, while a 7/10 from a generous grader sits below theirs. Every reviewer then counts the same, so the result is a calibrated consensus rather than a raw average.
- Global percentile
- Where If I Had Legs I'd Kick You lands against every title we rank.
- In-cohort percentile
- The same comparison narrowed to its cohort — titles of the same format released in the same decade. A 1970s film is judged against 1970s films, not against last year's streaming series. Ranked against Films · 2020s (7,930 titles).
- AI-adjusted percentile
- The same reviewer-normalized score, corrected for how much confidence the sample supports: thin samples are pulled toward the corpus average. Each title keeps the share n / (n + 53) of its measured distance from the average, where n is its calibrated-reviewer count, and the result is ranked on the same scale as the global percentile.53 is the median sample size across everything we rank. Here n is 237.
Cohort: Films · 2020s
