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I Love You Phillip Morris (2009) poster
2009
global pct
52.6

Film · 2009 · Films · 2000s

I Love You Phillip Morris

Scored from 154 calibrated IMDb reviewers, each re-centered on their own rating baseline before the title is ranked. Cohort: Films · 2000s (7,847 peers).

52.6%
Global percentile
vs. all 52,376 ranked titles
57.9%
In-cohort percentile
Films · 2000s · 7,847 titles
58.7%
AI-adjusted percentile
154 calibrated reviewers, thin samples pulled to the mean

Summary

A married Texas cop and family man reinvents himself as a flamboyant con artist after a near-fatal accident, funding his lavish lifestyle through fraud. Behind bars he falls in love with a sweet, soft-spoken fellow inmate named Phillip Morris, and his increasingly audacious schemes and prison escapes are all driven by his determination to be with him.

Released in 2009, I Love You Phillip Morris is a biography, comedy and crime film. Its comedy subtype is Dark Comedy.

154 IMDb reviewers rate with enough spread for a personal baseline to be measured, and those are the ones the calibrated score reads; a separate, broader pool of 161 reviewers with at least two reviews each feeds the raw-average track. A second review pool sits behind it as well: 3,624 Rotten Tomatoes reviewers clear the same calibration test, and Rankquant scores them separately. Its in-cohort standing is measured against the other 7,846 2000s films, not against the whole corpus.

How the score was built

We compare the reviewers of this title against every other title those same people reviewed. Each review is scored relative to the reviewer's own baseline — a 7/10 from a hard grader sits well above their average, while a 7/10 from a generous grader sits below theirs. Every reviewer then counts the same, so the result is a calibrated consensus rather than a raw average.

Global percentile
Where I Love You Phillip Morris lands against every title we rank.
In-cohort percentile
The same comparison narrowed to its cohort — titles of the same format released in the same decade. A 1970s film is judged against 1970s films, not against last year's streaming series. Ranked against Films · 2000s (7,847 titles).
AI-adjusted percentile
The same reviewer-normalized score, corrected for how much confidence the sample supports: thin samples are pulled toward the corpus average. Each title keeps the share n / (n + 53) of its measured distance from the average, where n is its calibrated-reviewer count, and the result is ranked on the same scale as the global percentile.53 is the median sample size across everything we rank. Here n is 154.

Cohort: Films · 2000s

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